Slaughterhouse Bouncer

Creature — Ogre Warrior

Hellbent — When this creature dies, if you have no cards in hand, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

CMC
5
Mana cost
{4}{B}
Color identity
B
Rarity
common
Set
Dissension
Price
$0.02
EDHREC rank
#29988
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Slaughterhouse Bouncer card art
Slaughterhouse Bouncer enters with a menace counter already on it and forces your opponent to sacrifice a creature when it dies — repeatable pressure stapled onto a recursive body. Five mana for a 3/3 is the cost, and that rate is too slow for most tables.

Format Analysis

Where it lives, where it can’t

FormatVerdict
commander
legacy
modern
pioneer
standard
vintage
pauper
oathbreaker

Slaughterhouse Bouncer sees essentially no play in Legacy, Vintage, or Modern — those formats move too fast for a five-mana 3/3 with a delayed payoff. Pauper is where it has the most theoretical footing, since commons with built-in sacrifice triggers are rarer there and aristocrats-style decks can grind. In Commander, Slaughterhouse Bouncer fits sacrifice-matters shells under commanders like Prossh, Meren, or Ayara, where the forced sacrifice on death compounds over a long game — but it still competes with cheaper, more impactful three- and four-drops for the same slot.

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Price Context

Current price

$0.02 bulk tier

At $0.02, Slaughterhouse Bouncer is deep bulk — you're paying for cardboard and shipping, not the card itself. That price is stable by definition; there's no trajectory to worry about in either direction.

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    Updated . Data from Scryfall, EDHREC, and Commander Spellbook.