Honeymoon Hearse

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample
Tap two untapped creatures you control: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

CMC
3
Mana cost
{2}{R}
Color identity
R
Rarity
uncommon
Set
Innistrad: Crimson Vow
Price
$0.11
EDHREC rank
#21971
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Honeymoon Hearse card art
Honeymoon Hearse crews for 2 and turns two small creatures into a 4/4 vehicle with menace — real stats, real evasion, low ask. The problem is that crewing ties up two bodies every attack, which is a meaningful tax outside of token-heavy or graveyard-synergy shells.

Format Analysis

Where it lives, where it can’t

FormatVerdict
commander
legacy
modern
pioneer
standard
vintage
pauper
oathbreaker

In Commander, Honeymoon Hearse fits narrowest but most comfortably in dedicated Vehicles decks helmed by commanders like Depala, Pilot Exemplar or Shorikai, Genesis Engine, where the crew cost is a feature rather than a friction point. Outside of that tribal lane it's a fringe include — token decks can use it, but there are stronger payoffs for those slots. In Modern and Pioneer, it's a budget role-player in aggressive artifact or Vehicle shells where its menace and low mana cost matter on a fast clock, though it hasn't cracked competitive lists. Legacy and Vintage have no interest; the power floor is too low for those formats.

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Price Context

Current price

$0.11 bulk tier

At $0.11, Honeymoon Hearse is deep bulk — pick it up from any dollar-bin or throw it in a cart as a throw-in without a second thought. Bulk rares with narrow synergy applications don't appreciate, so treat this as a purely functional pickup rather than a hold.

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    Updated . Data from Scryfall, EDHREC, and Commander Spellbook.