Floral Spuzzem
Creature — Elemental
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may destroy target artifact defending player controls. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.
- CMC
- 4
- Mana cost
- Color identity
- G
- Rarity
- uncommon
- Set
- Legends
- Price
- $3.76
- EDHREC rank
- #29684
Floral Spuzzem is a 2/2 for three mana that can destroy an artifact when it deals combat damage — a fragile, conditional payoff on a body that trades with a Squire. There are cleaner artifact removal spells at every point on the curve, and Floral Spuzzem earns a slot in almost none of them.
Format Analysis
Where it lives, where it can’t
| Format | Verdict |
|---|---|
| commander | legal |
| legacy | legal |
| modern | not legal |
| pioneer | not legal |
| standard | not legal |
| vintage | legal |
| pauper | not legal |
| oathbreaker | legal |
Floral Spuzzem is legal in Commander, Legacy, Vintage, and Oathbreaker, but legal and playable are different things. In Commander, the effect — destroy an artifact on combat damage — requires connecting with a 2/2, which is a significant ask in a format full of blockers and removal. Legacy and Vintage have access to the most efficient artifact hate ever printed, so Floral Spuzzem never competes there. It is a curiosity, not a consideration.
Key Combos
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Price Context
Current price
$3.76 cheap tier
At $3.76, Floral Spuzzem sits in cheap territory, and that price is entirely driven by collector nostalgia for early Magic oddities rather than any play demand. Don't expect it to climb on the back of competitive interest.
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Sources
Mentioned
Updated . Data from Scryfall, EDHREC, and Commander Spellbook.