Everything Pizza
Artifact — Food
When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
- CMC
- 2
- Mana cost
- Color identity
- BGRUW
- Rarity
- uncommon
- Set
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Price
- $0.13
- EDHREC rank
- #15972
Everything Pizza lands on the battlefield and immediately gives each player a Food token and draws everyone a card — a symmetrical effect that costs four mana for what is functionally a cantrip stapled to a permanent. In Leonardo, the Balance // Michelangelo, the Heart decks it's close to a staple, but in most other shells the symmetry is too much to overlook.
Best Commanders
Commanders with the highest synergy
Leonardo, the Balance // Michelangelo, the Heart
Leonardo, the Balance // Michelangelo, the Heart cares about giving opponents things — life, cards, tokens — and then converting that generosity into advantages, which means Everything Pizza's symmetrical Food and card draw isn't a drawback here, it's the point.
Format Analysis
Where it lives, where it can’t
| Format | Verdict |
|---|---|
| commander | legal |
| legacy | legal |
| modern | legal |
| pioneer | legal |
| standard | legal |
| vintage | legal |
| pauper | not legal |
| oathbreaker | legal |
Everything Pizza is legal across every major constructed format, but it's barely registering outside Commander — four mana for symmetrical card draw and a Food token is too slow and too fair for Legacy, Modern, or Pioneer, where the tempo loss is fatal. In Standard it's a curio at best, offering no meaningful payoff unless you're deliberately building around Food synergies or group-hug effects. Commander is where it actually lives: the symmetry matters far less in a four-player pod, the Food token fuels sacrifice and lifegain subthemes, and group-hug strategies actively want to hand opponents resources. Outside of dedicated group-hug or Food-matters builds, though, even Commander players should ask whether a four-mana do-nothing-for-you permanent is the best use of a slot.
Key Combos
Combo lines featuring this card
Price Context
Current price
$0.13 bulk tier
At $0.13, Everything Pizza is deep bulk — buy a copy without thinking about it if the synergy is there. Bulk rares with narrow applications rarely climb, so don't expect this to move unless a new commander dramatically spikes its demand.
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Sources
Mentioned
- Leonardo, the Balance // Michelangelo, the Heart
Updated . Data from Scryfall, EDHREC, and Commander Spellbook.