Celebr-8000
Artifact Creature — Clown Robot
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible
- CMC
- 5
- Mana cost
- Color identity
- C
- Rarity
- rare
- Set
- Unfinity
- Price
- $3.42
- EDHREC rank
- #7128
Celebr-8000 rolls three dice on entry and then again on each of your upkeeps, turning a five-mana investment into a permanent engine that floods the board with Treasure tokens and triggers anything that cares about dice rolls. Mr. House, President and CEO is the obvious home — this card does exactly what that deck wants, every turn, for free after it lands.
Best Commanders
Commanders with the highest synergy
Mr. House, President and CEO
Mr. House, President and CEO rewards every die roll with a Treasure or a servo, and Celebr-8000 delivers three rolls on arrival plus three more every upkeep — it's the single best repeating engine the deck can run.
The Most Dangerous Gamer
The Most Dangerous Gamer cares about dungeon progress and token production, and Celebr-8000's constant stream of dice rolls feeds both angles while generating Treasures that accelerate the dungeon-delving payoffs.
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers // Sword Coast Sailor
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers // Sword Coast Sailor puts a +1/+1 counter on itself whenever you roll a die, so Celebr-8000's three-rolls-per-upkeep translates directly into a creature that grows three times a turn without any additional investment.
Format Analysis
Where it lives, where it can’t
| Format | Verdict |
|---|---|
| commander | legal |
| legacy | legal |
| modern | not legal |
| pioneer | not legal |
| standard | not legal |
| vintage | legal |
| pauper | not legal |
| oathbreaker | legal |
Commander is where Celebr-8000 lives — a five-mana artifact that generates compounding value over multiple turns is built for a 40-life multiplayer format where games go long enough to cash in. Legacy and Vintage can run it legally, but neither format has the patience for a five-mana do-nothing-until-your-next-upkeep permanent. Oathbreaker is the one other format worth considering, though the smaller deck size and faster games make Celebr-8000 a fringe inclusion unless the signature spell synergizes with dice rolls directly.
Key Combos
Combo lines featuring this card
Price Context
Current price
$3.42 cheap tier
At $3.42, Celebr-8000 sits in the cheap tier — a low-friction pickup for any Mr. House build. It sees enough play in a popular commander archetype to stay in print demand, so don't expect it to drop significantly, but there's no urgency to buy multiples.
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Sources
Mentioned
- Mr. House, President and CEO
- The Most Dangerous Gamer
- Wyll, Blade of Frontiers // Sword Coast Sailor
Updated . Data from Scryfall, EDHREC, and Commander Spellbook.